i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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