so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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