I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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