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watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up

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(510): watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up http://tfl.nu/2tfb

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I'm glad girls dont get visible erections

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But, it would have made life so much easier...

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(857): I'm glad girls dont get visible erections (617 ): But, it would have made life so much easier... http://tfl.nu/zuky

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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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(301): i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend http://tfl.nu/2pir

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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.

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(719): I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate. http://tfl.nu/7wm8

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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge

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(027): I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge http://tfl.nu/wz99

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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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(570): i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off. http://tfl.nu/1gub

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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.

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(+61): I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude. http://tfl.nu/5t8b

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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.

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(410): Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe. http://tfl.nu/rdse

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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.

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(760): It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major. http://tfl.nu/zd3s

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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas

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(734): I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas http://tfl.nu/ktjl

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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair

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(216): I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair http://tfl.nu/q3gk

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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth

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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come

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(870): Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth (1-870): I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come http://tfl.nu/shj4

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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.

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(404): I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers. http://tfl.nu/2ka7

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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.

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(203): We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed. http://tfl.nu/i2gt

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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?

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(510): Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you? http://tfl.nu/34q2

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