And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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