Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just pee around me
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction