yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?