We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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