Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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