i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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