So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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