party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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