Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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