I want to stick my p in your. b.
just tell him i said nine months
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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