its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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