i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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