: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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