IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
where are you?
Hypothermia
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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