people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
