Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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