I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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