i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
