But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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