his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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