She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you win again, gameday.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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