Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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