just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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