Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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