Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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