So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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