:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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