Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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