I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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