ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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