She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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