so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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