STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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