So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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