She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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