You surviving the open bar?
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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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