I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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