I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize