so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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