We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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