i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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