Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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