WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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