yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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