Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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