It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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