omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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