It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
3pm strippers are depressing
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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