honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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