Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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