just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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