Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize