whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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