Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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