Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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