that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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